Barney Songs

Sung to "This Old Man"

I hate you, you hate me, Barney is my enemy.
AK47 through the floor, no more purple dinosaur.

AND

I love you, you love me, Barney is my enemy.
Put a shotgun to his head, pull the trigger and Barney's dead.

Sung to "Joy to the World"

Joy to the world, Barney is dead.
We barbequed his head!
What happened to the body?
We flushed it down the potty!
And round and round it goes, and round and round it goes.
And round it goes, and round it goes!

Thanks to Ian!